Fading super model Boris was ready to claw someone’s eyes out after pictures were released internationally that showed the world his endless party days, his bad side, so to speak, in an expose about the seedy life of an aging super model.
|Boris after a night of partying with bad girl Longhair Lohan|
Boris was no longer the kitten with the skeletal body that designers loved to cover in material that weighed more than most of the heroin chic waifs on the runway.
At 1.5-years-old, with the flappy stomach flab to show it, Boris was struggling to keep his paws on the red carpet and his name on the in-list at clubs, restaurants and movie premiers.
After months of guzzling bloody mice and cat-mos, he was at the bottom of the litter box.
Boris, who once changed his name to ^^B to gain a new following of lollipop sucking hipster fans only to be referred to as “that cat formerly known as Boris” and then later changed his name to B Tiger when he claimed to be the reincarnation of reggae cereal giant Tony, was so washed up even the Church of Scientology wanted him out, and L. Ron Hubbard followers are known for being clingy and cultish.
One too many catastrophic events led Boris to the trendy rehab facility Promises in Malibu, California that boasts a clientele that includes gal pal Longhair Lohan, Bobtail Downey, Jr., Charlie Sheeba, Persian Hilton, and Britney Sphinx, to name a few who were known for having a few too many.
Hollywood doesn’t always have a happy ending, isn’t that why models are always pouting, but it looks like bad boy Boris has landed on his feet after this most recent fall from grace.